Jay (voice)

Silent Bob / Himself (voice)

Lipstick Lesbian (voice)

Cocknocker / Small Fry the Science Guy (voice)

The Mad Scientist (voice)

Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)

Albert the Manservant (voice)

NewsGroup (voice)

Bluntgirl (voice)

Quick-Stop hipster (voice)

The General / Quick-Stop hipster guy (voice)

Shower Bully 1 (voice)

Shower Bully 2 / Travis the Comic-Hating Bully (voice)

Shower Bully 3 / Giagra Ad Narrator (voice)

The Mayor of Red Bank (voice)

The Diddler (voice)

Baby Dick-Head's doctor (voice)

NewsGroup's mom / Internet cafe waitress (voice)

Dante Hicks (voice)

Himself (voice)

Mayor of Asbury Park (voice)