Big Bird / Oscar the Grouch (voice)

Kermit the Frog / Ernie (voice)

Bert / Cookie Monster / Grover (voice)

Snuffy / The Count (voice)

Ernie (assistant) / Additional Muppets (voice)

Bob

Patty

Mr. Hooper

David

Linda

Susan

Maria

Gordon

Olivia (as Alaina Reed)

Jennifer

Marlena

Billy

Kathleen

Chris

Citizen's Wife (uncredited)

Citizen (uncredited)