Batman / Fetus Salesman / JJ Cool / Flirty Harry

Vincenzo Butafungu

Marilyn

Supermodel #2 / Lesbian #3 / Nurse / Boobwatch Girl #3

Miss America Bag Lady Pageant Co-Host

Gay Virgin

Virgin Hunter / White Juror #2

Sonny

Miss America Bag Lady Pageant Host

Gay Man

Krishna #3

White Juror #1

Chinese Man

Black Juror #1

Godmother / Psychologist

Sushi Mama (voice)

Supermodel #1 / Virgin / Beautiful Girl / Boobwatch Girl #4

Old Lady

Security Guard / Mailman / Bystander #1

Rhymer

Mother