Satan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll / Self

Big Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Ogre

Preston Lacy Doll / Mrs. Smith

My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu

Jesus

Tijuana Cop 1 / Minion / Miranda

Tijuana Cop 2 / Announcer / Charlotte

Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger

Dr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year Old Man

Cowboy

Chad / Kid / Dick Weston Fernandez / Jeffry Sutton / Dealer

T-Rex

Carrie

Fear Factor Host / Self

Crow

Jackoff Smirnoff / Ace Glover

Stubbs

Gringo

Hot Drunken Latina

Drug Dealer / Fear Factor Contestant 2

Mario / Leche