as Hamilton Crassus III

as Viktor Petrovich

as Richard

as Robert Wainwright

as Byrne

as Self

as Patrick Quinn

as Ellison Betts

as Mickey Donovan

as Justice Burger

as Self - Interviewee

as himself

as John

as Narrator

as Self

as Self

as Ben Crowley

as Gus

as Earl Hall

as Principle Skinner

as Henry Shaw Sr.

as John

as Father Peter

as Jerry the Dog

as Paul Bryant

as Moriarty

as Self

as Self

as Moriarty

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Van Helsing

as The Voice

as Oscar 'Manny' Manheim (archive footage)

as Mickey Donovan

as Taxi Driver

as Moriarty

as Self

as Self

as Jon Koski

as Defense Secretary John Keller (archive footage)

as (archive footage)

as Self

as Self (uncredited)

as

as (archive footage)

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Creighton

as Jonas Hodges

as President George Washington

as Francis Tierney, Sr.

as Jon Voight

as Patrick Gates

as Principal Dimly

as Defense Secretary John Keller

as Jacob Samuelson

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Dr. Crazx

as Self

as Adolph Rupp

as Pope John Paul II / Karol Wojtyla

as Karol Wojtyła

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Edward

as Patrick Gates

as Self - Guest

as Bill Biscane / Kane

as Senator Thomas Jordan (D-CT)

as Hamilton Cage

as

as Billy Rowles

as Self

as Marion Sevillo "Mr. Sir"

as

as Coach Chuck Dichter

as Howard Cosell

as Siggy

as Storyteller

as SS-Brigadeführer Jürgen Stroop

as Larry Zoolander

as Lord Richard Croft

as Franklin D. Roosevelt

as Self

as Narrator

as Michel

as Self - Host

as Noah

as Self - Guest

as Lt. Palladino

as Coach Bud Kilmer

as Reynolds

as Inspector Ned Kenny

as Jack Killoran

as Leo F. Drummond

as Gen. Adam Woodward, alias Lt. Col. Grant Casey

as Blind Man

as Self

as Paul Serone

as Peter Willcox

as John Wright

as

as Jim Phelps

as Nate

as

as Ry Weston

as Yarik

as Captain Woodrow F. Call

as Alfred Kroeber

as Dr. Robert Gale

as Edward / James

as Self

as Self

as Jon Voight

as

as Jack Chismore

as Oscar 'Manny' Manheim

as J.P. Tannen

as Alex Kovac

as Self

as Billy

as Walter Tschanz

as Luke Martin

as Peter Miller

as Pat Conroy

as Vic Bealer

as Ed Gentry

as A

as 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder

as Fearless Frank

as Russ

as Joe Buck

as Self

as Curly Bill Brocius

as

as Cliff Wakeman

as Alan Link

as Victor Binks

as Petter Karlgren

as Cory

as Steven Downing

as Self

as Self - Presenter

as Self (uncredited)

as Self - Nominee

as Self - Winner

as Self

as Self - Nominee/Presenter