as Jared

as Ernie

as James

as Joe / Rascal

as Marc

as The Scorpion

as Young George Lockhart

as Jack

as The Assistant

as The Pizza Guy (segment "Pizza Guy")

as Mark Lighthouse

as The Scorpion

as Bobby Fontaine

as Franki

as Self

as Marc

as Photographer

as Caleb

as Pete

as Sass

as Ray Pye

as Stoned Guy 2

as Chip Stearns

as Wayne

as Eddie

as PFC Joseph Smithfield