as Grandpa Higgins

as Self

as John Dugan

as Mr. Macabre

as Actor (voice)

as Self

as Major William Love

as Murphy

as Uncle Charles

as Col. Talaska (Voice)

as Henry

as Dr. Harper

as Vietnam Veteran

as Clerk

as Officer Chapman

as Grandfather

as Captain of the Guard

as Wilkes

as Self

as Cop at Hospital

as Himself

as Grandfather