as Self

as Self

as The Hitman

as Blackwater Commander

as Walter Cooke

as Walter Cooke

as Waluigi

as Frank Cox

as

as The Dope

as Lead Chloron Mercenary

as Frank Cox

as Assassin (Segment "Amateur")

as

as The Dope

as President

as Hacker

as

as Lawrence Young

as

as Kenny Zemacus

as Jonny Costello

as

as

as

as Kurtis Stryker

as Eric

as

as Paul White

as

as

as Matty

as Law

as

as

as

as

as Max

as The Infected

as Lawrence Young/White Nightmare/Tuoc's Assistant 1/Voice of Mike/Bat Thug (blue)/Warehouse Thug

as David Graves

as Self

as Eric Ninja

as

as

as

as Thief