as Cpt. 'Black Jack' Bonfield

as Sperm Bank Receptionist

as Ian Yankman

as Ron

as Douglas

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as Dave

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as Royce

as Fred

as Spud (voice)

as John

as Spud (voice)

as Kevin Haub

as Hank

as Jim 'Hairball' Morton

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as Bruce

as Dimpus Burger Guy

as Steve

as Pea Brain

as Greg

as Atty. Douglas Raine

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