as Rutherford B. Hayes

as Kidnapper

as Principal Vegas

as Melvin

as Lucky Brassiere / Joey Carbone / Thumb in Stall

as

as Humpy / Baker / Brother

as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)

as Jish / Nice Old Lady / Crotchety Fisherman (voice)

as Detail Supervisor

as Police Chief / Criminal #1 / Terrified Man (voice)

as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Baby and Sex Change Barker / 'I Can't Swim!' (voice)

as Bus Driver

as Nervous Guy

as Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)

as Shorty

as Hockey Fan

as

as Paul

as Venetta

as Man

as Mike Milken

as Party Guest

as Man on Bus

as Plugsy (voice)

as Major Asshole

as Security Guard