as Jon Goldfarb

as Brian Murphy

as Matty Doyle

as Ira Goldstein

as Dick Cevoli

as Anastasius Solomon

as Christian

as The Narrator

as Greg

as Buddy Gray

as Sheriff

as James Turner

as Robin Sands

as Jimmy

as Donny

as Matt Short

as Gary

as Gordon Bullard

as Paul

as Jimmy

as Him

as Devon

as Self

as Julian, The Speechwriter

as Don Keefer

as Jack

as Joe

as Felix Canavan

as Ryan the Caterer

as Cpl. Richard Mundy

as Chris Bender

as Scott

as Patrick Cardell

as Chris

as Nate Davis

as Joseph Thagard

as Robert Barnes