as Ernst Bartholdi

as Herbie Fuchsel

as Self / host

as Johannes Grenzfurthner

as Protagonist (corporeal)

as Fudliak 3

as Dr. Jenkins / Dr. Jenkins / Self

as His Excellency Commissioner Nikita P. Chrusov

as Kamerad Kurt Kienast

as Dr. Alexei Pupok-Nyet

as Wolfgang van Tütstrudel

as Host / Doktor Ullmaier (voice) / Frau Schlammpeitzinger / Johannes Kepler / The 1% / Harnulf Rohrkrepierer

as Host / Self

as Cuneiform Tablet