as Michael

as Richard Pritchard

as Herbert (voice)

as Self (archive footage)

as Dan (voice)

as Coleman

as Teddy

as Teddy McLean

as David Hennessey

as Hamish

as Hamish Osborne

as Self - Contestant

as Eddie Scott

as Cliff

as Malcolm

as Tony

as Callum

as Astronaut (voice)

as Howard McGregor

as Gary McLintoch

as Randy