as Grandpère Bonnard (segment "The Happy Time") (archive footage)

as Amos

as Dub Daniels

as Self (from How to Marry a Millionaire [1953]) (archive footage)

as Narrator (voice)

as Big Daddy

as Jennings Hyde

as Cyrus Leffingwell

as Professor Wheeler

as Stapleton

as

as Mr. Pittman

as

as Bill Houston

as Amos Weatherby

as Merrivale

as Pop Morgan

as Ben Nayfack

as O'Henry and Narrator

as Amos

as Mickey Mills

as Digger Barnes

as Willard 'Digger' Barnes

as Dr. Moe Sinden

as

as

as Nate Redstone

as

as

as Col. Terwilliger

as Jack Henderson

as (archive footage)

as Inspector Richard Queen

as Dancer

as T.R. Clydesdale

as Pee-Wee the Piccolo (voice)

as Insp. Richard Queen

as Dr. Abner Sedgwick

as E.J. Heiss

as Maynard Richards

as Roy Bensinger

as Grandpa Jubal

as The Duke

as Raymond Lennox / 'Steele'

as Wally Sensibaugh

as

as Walter Tyson

as Armand Faber

as David Wayne (uncredited)

as Narrator

as Charles Dutton

as Dr. Charles Dutton

as Dr. Mill

as Colonel Rufus Ryder

as Teddy Brewster

as Monsieur Bordeaux

as Emory Ward

as

as Dr. Ian Rice

as

as The Mad Hatter

as George Holloway

as Al 'The Bomber' Devlin

as Dr. James Crown

as Self ("We're Not Married") (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Andrew Anderson

as Martin Reese

as

as Self

as Samuel Brennan

as

as

as Woodrow Thrasher

as Walter Bedeker

as The Devil

as Herbert Konish

as Ralph White

as Corporal Larry Dolan

as James Mennick

as Willis Reynolds

as Self

as Tracy Powell

as Self - Nominee / Performer

as Self - Performer

as Joe McCall

as Homer Bolton

as Sam Jacoby

as Judge Warfield

as Rev. Arthur Byrne

as Preston Norby

as Grandpa Jubal

as Colonel Rufus Ryder

as Tugboat Walker

as Freddie Denmark

as Lt. Carl G. Schmidt

as David Vincent

as Arthur Martin

as Sol Hurok

as Ed McCoy

as

as Horace (segment "The Cop and the Anthem")

as Jeff Norris

as Ben Halper

as Don Ross

as Sakini

as Father Firenzuola

as Joe Elliott

as Joe

as Martin W. Harrow

as Walter Pringle

as Carl Granger

as Arthur Maxwell

as Self - Panelist

as Kip Lurie

as Gus O'Toole

as Jasper Hornby

as Self

as Pilot of Ditching B-17