as Homeless Man

as Joseph (voice)

as Father Joe

as

as Old Convict

as Abraham Lincoln

as Old Indian

as Goliath / Narrator (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Axelrod

as

as Funeral Home Director

as Wino

as Leonard

as Prof. Embry (voice)

as Old Vet (as Robert Barron)

as Narrator (voice)

as curator

as

as Donald Hayes

as Red Ranger

as Drunk

as Undertaker

as Butler at Swingers Party

as Hippie

as Gas Station Attendant

as

as POW (uncredited)

as Luke Reedy

as

as

as Cousin Elwood

as Donald

as Servant #2

as Chuck