as Self - 'Sergeant Tierney'

as Stormtrooper Mel

as Mr. Littman

as Dr. Havermeyer

as Doctor

as Mr. Foxworth

as Judge Kragen

as Uncle Shlemiel (voice)

as Osborne

as Deputy

as Businessman on Plane

as Policeman

as Sergeant Tierney (archive footage)

as Arresting Officer

as Sergeant Tierney

as 1st Gambler