as Fugler

as Papa Dick

as Gary 'Gaz' Schofield

as Robert Sutherland

as Ogilvy

as John Lennon (uncredited)

as Begbie / Begbie's Father

as Self

as Self

as Barney

as Lachlan MacAldonich

as Mr. Gold / Rumplestiltskin / Weaver

as Nicholas Rush

as Lucy's Father

as Father Joseph MacAvoy

as Jacko

as Charlie

as Narrator

as John MacCormick

as Shaun

as David Russell

as Self / Don

as Rob Morrison

as Donald Harris

as Self

as Robert

as Durza

as Frank Keane

as Self

as Sergei Karpovich

as Danny Devine

as DI Tom Monroe

as DI Tom Monroe

as O

as Self

as King James I

as Adolf Hitler

as Self / Narrator (voice)

as David O'Sullivan

as Jimmy

as Felix DeSouza

as Carl Benton

as Major Ian Campbell

as Eric Wirral

as Self

as Daffy

as Malachy McCourt

as Renard

as Ives / Colqhoun

as Will Plunkett

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as John Joe 'Jo Jo' McCann

as Ray

as Gary "Gaz" Schofield

as George Lennox

as Begbie

as Nick Cameron

as Hamish Macbeth

as Graham

as Peter Camaron

as Priest

as Detective Constable Trevor Prescott

as Nosty

as Albie

as Richard Fascetti

as Stevie

as Big Woodsy

as Spanky Farrell