as Arthur Peters

as Nick Hayes

as DCS Jim Hobson

as Neil Adamson

as Richard Taylor

as Jason

as Tony Myerscough

as Captain Campion (voice)

as Narrator (Voice)

as David Collins

as Self - Narrator

as Bob (UK) (voice)

as Slade

as Paul Hughes

as Messenger

as Unhappy Couple

as George Mottershead

as Leslie White

as Denton Elicient

as Father Samuel

as John

as Nick Huntley

as Gary

as Alan

as Deano

as Chessocks

as Cameron Pell

as

as Matt

as Guy

as Paul

as Edgar Wyndam

as Ben

as DI George Bennett

as John Bacchus

as

as Henry 'Birdie' Bowers

as Germanus

as (segment "Don't") (uncredited)

as

as Mole

as Sean O'Neill

as Vic Tyler

as Bernhard

as DC Colin Hards

as Patrick

as Stan Shunpike

as

as Trevor Speed

as Midshipman Hollom

as Roger Boersma

as Dean

as Smike

as Dale

as

as David Witton

as

as Teenage Thug Leader

as Bobby Franklyn

as Rob

as Gustave

as Paul

as Gordon

as Derek Spratley

as

as Walter