as Bill (voice)

as Patrick Steptoe

as Longneck (voice)

as Narrator

as Conrad (voice)

as Professor Craven (voice)

as Cardinal Lawrence

as Mal

as Bob

as

as Bennett (voice)

as Bloody's Consciousness (voice)

as Narrator

as Self

as Williams

as Thomas Jerome Newton

as Self - Narrator

as Self - Narrator

as Narrator

as Spencer

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Narrator

as Self

as Robert "Bob" Hayes

as Mr. Woodhouse

as Timofey

as Sinclair (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Edward

as Howard Clifford

as Alan

as Leo Argyll

as Mr. Brundish

as Saint Germain (voice)

as Billy Mack

as Ambrose Hilliard / Uncle Frank

as John Kildare

as Sergeant Wilson

as Socrates (voice)

as Self - 'Flushed Away' and 'Arthur Christmas'

as Douglas Ainslie

as Cliff

as Tom Sergeant

as Johnny Worricker

as Johnny Worricker

as Self

as Naberius

as Dad

as The Network (voice)

as The Hungry Corpse

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as General Fallon

as Graham Greene (voice)

as Spoken Quotations (voice)

as Matthias

as Hephaestus

as Douglas Ainslie

as Grandsanta (voice)

as Johnny Worricker

as The Professor

as Self / Rattlesnake Jake

as Rattlesnake Jake (voice)

as Richard Madsen

as Rufus Scrimgeour

as Victor Maynard

as

as Alexander Keyes

as Dr. Elefun (voice)

as Self

as Leonard Saber

as Narrator

as Quentin

as Viktor

as Friedrich Olbricht

as Arnold Percy

as Ringmaster (voice)

as Self

as Davy Jones

as Met Chief Inspector

as Richard Hart

as Whitey (voice)

as Self

as Alan Blunt

as Davy Jones

as Narrator

as Viktor

as Self

as Gideon Warner

as Self

as Narrator

as Sir Bernard Pellegrin

as Self

as Lawrence

as Slartibartfast

as Dr Black

as Dylan (voice)

as Robin

as Phil Parish

as Colonel Osborne

as Phillip

as Maxwell's Fan 22

as Narrator

as Earl of Clincham

as

as Self

as Viktor

as James

as Billy Mack

as Cameron Foster

as James Mortmain

as Stamfordham

as self (voice)

as Dan

as Lockwood

as Uncle Louis Gryffoyn

as Self

as Roger

as Ray Robertson

as Man at bar

as Lord Sandwich

as Lord Sandwich

as Mr. Johnson

as Will Rushmore

as Ray Simms

as Self

as Edward Gardner

as Belshazzar (voice)

as Jeremy Saville

as Tristan

as Giles Culpepper QC

as David Cleeve

as Julian

as Roger Maitland

as John Tracey

as Alan Sinclair

as Tom Frewen

as Oliver Latham

as John Tracey

as Hugh Marriner

as Roger Maitland

as Hugh Marriner

as Tom Dickenson

as Sam Courtney

as Howard Nash

as Martin Barton

as Tiger Brown

as Tony Freason

as Self

as Ronald Marsh

as Cecil Meares

as Helmut Hoffmann

as Al

as Jeffrey Grainger

as Goschen

as ENT Doctor

as Connor Mullan

as Dave

as Barry

as Squadron Leader Blenkinsop

as Bruno

as Officer

as Colin Street

as Colin Street

as Katherine's Co-worker (uncredited)

as William

as Deasy

as Oates

as Vincent Fish

as Bill

as Player in Everyman Theatre Company, Liverpool

as Dave