as Morian

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as PC McClintock

as Bob

as

as Harry the Horse

as Steve

as Davis

as Tel

as Burbage

as Don

as Peter Sims

as Peter

as

as Mitch

as PC McClintock

as Mr Barber

as Syphilitic Mikhail

as Barman

as McMartin's Doorman

as Sgt. Wyn Davies

as Uncle Huw

as Piotr

as

as Flatnose

as Wormwood

as Eric Jenkins

as Social worker

as Bryn

as Sloan

as Quartermaster/Edinburgh

as Gustav Hansfeld

as Dullard

as

as Commissioner Strickland / Sip Fel-Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen

as

as Mystery Man

as Darren Westcoate

as Porthos

as Bernard Bresslaw

as BMW Man (as Steven Speirs)

as Mr Kent

as Tweed Suit (segment "Rosebud")

as Captain Tarpals

as Chief Armorer

as Taxi Driver

as Herbie Bryant

as Leonard

as Keith Carter

as The Head

as Arthur Evans

as

as Porter

as Bruce

as Gareth's Fan in Pub

as DI Hooper