as Ella and Passionella (segment "The Apple Tree")

as Mary Blank

as Fanny Eubanks

as Mom

as Evelyn Kelcher

as Dinette Dusty

as Ellie

as Vickie

as Trixie Lane ("Baxter's Beauties of 1933")

as Joanie Caucus

as Ellen Andrews

as Blanche Tyler

as Winifred / Albuquerque

as Miss Helen Fredericks

as Kathy Morrison

as Terry Kozlenko

as Allison Densmore

as Muriel Tate

as Rosalie

as Herself

as Sandra

as Sophie Kannakos

as Self

as Margit Wolsung

as Helga Royd

as Self - Nominee / Performer

as Beth