as Hal Hartley

as Dr. Jack Shaw

as Additional Voice Talent (voice)

as Scott

as Tom

as Kevin

as Hudson Samson

as Robert Byrn

as Preach

as Joey Lawrence

as The Concierge

as Lloyd Lightspinner (Voice)

as Mikey

as Joey Lawrence

as

as Walrus

as Walrus (archive footage)

as Mr Hoffman

as Brent

as Cody

as William Davidson

as Jury Member

as Contestant

as Self

as Self

as Jim

as Magic Shoe Store Owner

as Lt. Paul Gibson

as David

as Luke MacLaren

as Kevin Chambers

as Rick

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Self

as

as Zeus (voice)

as Rob

as Lyle Wilkes

as Zeus (voice)

as Aaron Wright

as Louie 'Pipes' Pepitone

as Joe Longo

as Self

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Vince

as Carey Krzyznyk

as Brian

as Officer Michael Deacon

as DeeCee

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Lance Cooper

as Ferguson

as Clay Dobson

as Kurt Franklin

as

as Michael Brooks

as Brett Mahoney

as Detective Anderson

as Mark Gibson

as Wolfpack Leader (voice) (as Joey Lawrence)

as Michael Woods (as Joseph Lawrence)

as Hank Ford

as

as Darby

as Graham

as Michael Woods

as Johnny Orpheus

as Joey Lawrence

as Self - Guest

as Ethan Frye

as Ralph Bitondo / Ricky Prince

as Joe Roman

as Chad (voice)

as Frankie Marshall

as Jesse Archer

as Sonny Watkins

as Jeff Thornton

as Jeff Thornton

as Tommy

as Joey Russo

as Brad Anderson

as Oliver (voice)

as David Rockland

as Himself - Host

as

as Himself

as Mattie

as Bobby Chester

as Self

as Chris Peters

as

as Jeremy Marks

as Joey Donovan

as Self