as Harold Ballard

as Pete 'The Rock' Invernizzi

as Self - Pete Invernizzi

as Santa

as Bernard Nightingale

as Zeta-Rho

as Zeta-Rho (voice)

as Mr. MacDonald

as Gene Diogenes

as Abram Ivanov

as Truck Driver

as Tony

as Stranger

as Bat

as Bernie

as Zhong (voice)

as Televangelist

as Alan Kramer

as Man in Red Dress

as Bob

as Big Earl

as König Minos

as Andy Roberts

as LaRoche

as Reverend Herman Headly

as Cole

as Templar's Owner

as

as Terrance

as Miro

as Judge Stewart

as Mayor / Lighter Orderly

as Winston Churchill

as Light Fae Elder

as Chiron

as Sgt. Leroy Fatts

as Radovan Kristic

as Clive Walters (as Alan C. Peterson)

as Ed (as Alan C. Peterson)

as Cap

as Harry Rusick

as

as Edwin Dodd

as Dr. Rosenberg

as Barish

as Officer Stanley Timmons

as Uncle Bunny

as Alfred Maynard

as John Morvillo (as Alan C. Peterson)

as Magistrate

as Faux Ghost Patron

as Monahan (as Alan C. Peterson)

as Det. Charley Newkirk

as Texas Top Dawg

as Harvey Cawdor

as Dark Agent

as Maurice Cohen

as Freeman Franks

as Gilbert

as Senator Ed Burke

as Carson Bailey

as Henry Flatt

as MCPO Ziegler

as Warden Terrence Leeson

as

as Bodey Gunyon

as Saddle Rock Sheriff

as Charles Elbot

as Frayerling

as Leo

as

as Detective Walter

as Vinnie Keefe

as Mel

as Transit Cop

as Dakota

as Nicky

as Canon

as Vince McCormick (segment "The Hand")

as Tim Beuger

as Bartender

as Kelly

as Highland

as Bigger Hat

as Motel Manager

as Cleaners Clerk

as Sneed

as A.D.A. Brandauer

as Alar Vytas

as Bartender

as Semi-Driver

as Mr. Y

as Pitts

as Bartender

as Wrestling Referee

as Theo

as Bruiser

as Lemke

as Denny Halloran

as Oscar

as Alien Hunter

as

as Four Eyes

as Doorman (as Alar Aedma)

as Joseph Stenner

as Tommy

as Vasilev (as Alar Aedma)

as Guard (uncredited)