as Self

as Frank Nerdlinger / Michaela (voice)

as Monsterbator Promoter / Announcer / Receptionist / Nerds (voice)

as Announcer / Protester / Straight Guy / Club Girl (voice)

as Condom Student (voice)

as Father Figure / Muddy Frat Boy / Javelin Thrower (voice)

as Flaxseed / Greenpeacer / "We're All Going to Die" Guy (voice)

as Ricky Brocka Sr. (voice)

as Wiener / Ricky Brocka Sr. / Stud #1 / Stud #2 (voice)

as Falaysha (voice)

as Falaysha / Ricky Brocka Sr. (voice)

as Ricky Brocka Sr. / Republican / Hysterical Klansman (voice)

as Franz Nerdlinger (voice)

as Chef Student

as Gym Teacher