as Mam

as Narrator

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Barry Grossman

as Self

as Roland

as Himself

as Leon

as Karl

as Major Prickles (voice)

as Narrator

as Self - Participant

as Montfleury

as The Colonel

as Doug

as Himself (archive footage)

as Self - Contestant

as Ted

as Tony Shepherd

as Frank Hathaway

as Gary

as Dennis Feldman

as Mike

as Touchstone

as Richmond the BOA Official

as Syd Noble

as Les

as PC Walt Everett

as Francis

as Phil (segment "I Don't Care")

as Graham Woods

as Les Doyle

as Stanley Booth

as Phil

as Duncan World - Rollercoaster Alan

as Dad

as Frederick Finch

as

as

as Graham

as Howie

as

as Vic

as Sgt Miller

as Jess Yates

as

as

as Eddie

as Legge

as Gregg

as Sheldon

as Dave

as

as Harry Fielding

as Wayne Taylor

as Daniel Chalk

as

as Dave

as

as Clive

as Paul Coppin

as

as Howie

as Alan

as Darren Mortlake

as Hermes, Stage Manager

as Peter Preston

as Sheriff

as Finch

as Mark

as Big Mick

as Dave Bolton

as Dave Bolton

as

as Neville Notts

as Eddie Bell

as Gregory

as

as Johnny Tyler

as Governor

as

as Man at Bar

as Mr. Ffotherington

as Professor Elias Blackwell

as Zosimov

as Zosimov

as

as Sergeant Rohmer

as

as Phil

as Euros

as George, Journalist #1

as Leonard

as Leighton

as

as

as

as Father Christmas

as Mr Price

as Chuckie Lurgan

as Martin Pond

as Giant

as Bob Hobbs

as Timmy Lambert

as Derek

as Ricky Burton

as Bernie

as Eddie Rowbotham

as SWAT Team

as Ambulance Man

as Antler Man

as

as Fred Loam

as Sgt. Redbridge

as Richard

as Barman

as Paul Partridge