as Francis McDonald

as Blackjack Jim

as Roy Lovin

as Narrator / Lumberjack (segment "Arbor Day")

as Ass Kicker / Hells Angel

as Benedict

as Bouncer Guard

as Pants on Fire Mercenary

as Soldier

as Jake

as Det. Russo

as Front Desk Cop (Uncredited)

as Football Coach (uncredited)

as Tae-Kwon-Do Instructor / Judge (uncredited)