as Narrator (voice)

as Joe Estevez

as Joe Estevez

as Bill

as Anchor Man

as Joe Estevez

as The King of Hearts

as Dr. Ferguson

as Steve

as Joe Estevez

as Dr. Richard Smothers

as Eutic

as Plutarch / Hitchhiker's Father

as Scientist

as William "Mack" Brazel

as Atticus

as Narrator

as Danny

as Joe Estevez

as Not The President

as Lyle Hart

as Dr. Worthy A. Pennyworth

as Bobby Clark

as (segment "The Making of Samurai Cop 2")

as President Davidson (voice)

as Dale

as Joe Estevez

as Whitey

as Thomas

as Agent Dick

as

as Det James Beattie

as Art (segment "The Antique") / Investor (segment "Million Dollar Death") (archive footage)

as Joe Estevez

as Joe Estevez

as Dr. Anderson

as Sheriff Logan

as President Jason Davidson

as President Jason Davidson/ President Jason Davidson Jr.

as

as President Jason Davidson

as Jerry

as Larry

as President Jason Davidson

as Joe Estevez

as Captain Harmon

as President Jason Davidson

as

as Alan

as President Davidson

as President Davidson / President Davidson Jr.

as Parker

as President Jason Davidson

as God

as Joe Estevez

as Colonel Brayman

as Cyrus Reaper

as Stan the Investor

as The Boss

as Meeks

as Mental Man

as President Davidson

as Joe Estevez

as The King of Hearts

as Bob Osberg

as Chopra

as Joe Estevez

as Reverend Hearting

as Neighbor

as Jim

as Joe

as Professor Vern Drake

as Conrad Barnes

as Agent Milligan

as Saint Offender

as Mr. Phelps

as Mr. Samuels

as Joe

as Maxamo

as Doctor Spine Sr.

as

as Carl

as Prime Minister of Canada

as General Brooks

as Principal Travis

as Papa Stryker

as Joe

as President James Marshall

as

as

as Cade

as Father Glaslow

as Henry

as Matty

as Joe

as Job Counselor Estevez

as Chips Fisher

as Andrew Kessler Sr.

as Ken Willoughby

as Seamus

as Diego

as Anchor Man

as Thornton

as Abbott Square (voice)

as Himself

as Officer Brubek

as Sal

as Detective Bill Culp

as Frank Warburg

as Narrator

as Agent Bradley Mulligan

as Sheriff McCarthy

as Wilkes

as Sheriff

as Agent Winslow

as Sam / Street Guy

as

as Chief O'Rielly

as Jeffrey Morgan

as Sheriff Duncan

as Sherman

as Fortunato

as Mr. Big Shot

as Stan the Investor

as Brooks

as Kyle

as Lt. O'Leary

as Epstein

as Desk Clerk

as Vinnie

as Papa

as Coach Layden

as Marvin

as Mickey O'Malley

as Uncle Mel

as Art

as

as Stan

as Cpt. Riley

as Joe Cicero

as Sr. Acosta

as Steve Townsend

as Chief Wilson Tyler

as Burt Chapman

as Richard Walton

as Phil

as Sam

as Agency / Willard's Contact (uncredited)

as Pappy

as Lamar Hunt

as Rocket Ranger Dan Danger

as Father / Umpire

as Dick

as Eric Lousel

as Snoopy Jones

as Captain Riley

as Blaine

as Winford Scott

as Gus Gruman

as Joe (archive footage)

as Rocket Ranger Dan Danger

as The Sheriff

as Joel

as

as Pick-Up Guy

as Grey

as General Clay

as Chico Dennis

as Mickey O'Malley

as Larry

as NSC Chairman

as Xavier Cardone

as Joe Estevez

as

as Tow Truck Driver

as Carl Bibbs

as Al

as Sanders

as Jack Dillon

as Roy

as Winslow Cobblepott

as Morier

as Donald Moss

as President

as Lt. McSorley

as Detective Miller

as Bill Digger

as

as Harry Rockwell

as Randall Parks

as Detective Lane

as Fred

as Nadir

as Ian 'Mars' Connor

as Narrator (voice)

as Ron Chambers

as

as Darren Schwartz

as Rod Kendrick

as Uncle Bud

as

as Saint O'ffender

as Eddie's Father

as Walt

as Sheriff

as Saint O'ffender

as Magnet

as Frederick Walther

as Captain Jameson

as Lt. Ford

as Michael Slade

as Detective West

as Tom Baldwin

as Captain Burton

as Attorney General

as Saint O'ffender

as Anthony Sandini

as Dieter

as The Man / Soultaker

as Roland Geiger

as

as Bill

as Hector

as Ernie

as

as Phil Martins

as Eskenezy

as Killer

as Townsperson

as Reporter #2

as 2nd Cop

as Sailor

as Captain Benjamin L. Willard (voice) (uncredited)

as Roger

as Attendant

as Troy Hatfield

as Don McCord

as E.W. Floyd