as Crazy Marty

as

as Dave Castiglione

as

as Himself

as

as Joe ("The Cheating Husband" segment) / Phil ("The Photo Shoot" segment) (as David Lee)

as Brad (as David Lee)

as

as (as David Lee)

as (as David Lee)

as

as Ben Simpson (as David Lee)

as Artie Jr. (as David Lee)

as Police Chief

as Dave

as Dave

as Dawson

as Ramone Solitaire (as David Lee)

as Jason (as David Lee)

as Dave

as (as David Lee)

as Donald

as

as (as David Lee)

as (as David Lee)

as (as David Lee)

as Wilbur

as

as

as

as Officer Johns

as Officer Johns

as Frank

as Salesman

as Sgt. Burns / Mr. Simms / Tootsie

as

as (original version)

as Brad

as (as David Lee)

as Frank

as Fraternity Boy

as The Vampire

as Bill

as

as

as The Mummy

as