Dante Hicks (voice)

Jay (voice)

Randal Graves (voice)

Silent Bob (voice)

Leonardo Leonardo (voice)

Narrator / Morpheus (voice)

Charles Barkley (voice)

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Giggling Girl (voice)

Reporter (voice)

Various (voice)

Man on Fire (voice)

Jerry Seinfeld (voice)

Muffin Lady (voice)

Walt Grover the Fanboy (voice)

Axel Foley (voice)

Steve-Dave Pulasti (voice)

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Gwyneth Paltrow (voice)

Angry Customer / Starstruck Woman / Jay's Granddaughter (voice)