Scissors (voice)

Paper (voice)

Rock (voice)

Convenient News Reporter (voice)

Pencil (voice)

Lou (voice)

Logan the Rat Bro Head / Movie Character 2 / Movie Character 4 (voice)

Marie Curie / Ada Lovelace (voice)

Driver (voice)

Sandpaper (voice)

Chad Brockchad / Buffy the Bicep / Voice (voice)

Amusement Park Worker / Little Girl (voice)

Potato (voice)

Aristotle / Judge (voice)

The President / Parader / Kid (voice)

Waitress (voice)

Customer Service Rep / Wealthy Old Lady (voice)

Chris / Narrator / Garbage Guard / Couple 2 (voice)

Young Margo / Adult Margo (voice)

Pirate Captain / Burly Pirate (voice)

Female Mathematician / Focus Group Girl 1 (voice)