Scissors (voice)

Paper (voice)

Rock (voice)

Convenient News Reporter (voice)

Pencil (voice)

Lou (voice)

Boss / Party Goer / Young Person (voice)

Logan the Rat Bro Head / Movie Character 2 / Movie Character 4 (voice)

Driver (voice)

The President / Parader / Kid (voice)

Lou's Mom (voice)

Sandpaper (voice)

Chad Brockchad / Captain (voice)

Potato (voice)

Coach / Old Man / Announcer (voice)

Hipponoid Commander / Paper's Boss (voice)

Waitress / Make-up Artist (voice)

Customer Service Rep / Wealthy Old Lady (voice)

Swat Member 2 / Female Origami Robot (voice)

Putty (voice)

Sharon / Future Sharon (voice)