Stroker (voice)

Hoop (voice)

C.A.R.R. (voice)

Double-Wide (voice)

Coroner Rick (voice)

Angel / Karen / Justin (voice)

Hoop's Mom / Neil Diamond / Lou Diamond Phillips (voice)

Jack Wilson / Mr. Sombrero / Spud (voice)

David Copperfield / Detective Putoine / Dustin Diamond (voice)

Jack Blaster / Reb / Hillbilly (voice)

Keith / Secretary / Kid 2 (voice)

Khan'Ja / Meryl / Dora (voice)

T.J. the D.J. (voice)

Li'l Rapist (voice)

Narrator (voice)

Santa (voice)

Giggles (voice)

Ron Howard / Answering Machine Guy (voice)

Flip / Radio Ad (voice)

Band Nerd / Trucker / Wolverine (voice)

Girl / Jean Wilson / Radio Host (voice)