Stroker (voice)

Hoop (voice)

C.A.R.R. (voice)

Keith / Sarah / Announcer (voice)

Double-Wide (voice)

Tommy / Officer Kohler / Showerer (voice)

Coroner Rick / Guard (voice)

Hoop's Mom / Neil Diamond / Lou Diamond Phillips (voice)

Detective Putoine / Patient #2 / Director (voice)

Mayor (voice)

Chica / Fabric Softener Slut (voice)

Porsche / Tour Guide / Sunshine (voice)

Jack Wilson / Mr. Sombrero / Spud (voice)

Keith / Danny / Goldie Hawn (voice)

Intern / Dr. Paula Bowman / Housewife (voice)

Ron Howard (voice)

Ashley-Brittany / Brittany-Ashley / Doctor (voice)

T.J. the D.J. / Used Car Salesman (voice)

Santa (voice)

Khan'Ja / Meryl / Dora / Theater-Goer (voice)

Flip / Radio Ad (voice)