Ren / Stimpy (voice)

Mr. Horse (voice)

Clear Toilet Woman (voice)

Truck Driver / Walrus (voice)

Narrator (voice)

Powdered Toast Man (voice)

Cockroach Father (voice)

Interviewer (voice)

Mother Hair / Hair 1 (voice)

Muddy Mudskipper (voice)

Courtney Nature (voice)

Child Hair (voice)

Maitre D (voice)

Audience Member 2 (voice)

Sarah Bilcheck (voice)

Old Lady (voice)

Old Man Hunger / Dad / Middle-Aged Orphan 1 (voice)

Canvasser / Homeless Man / Journalist / Middle-Aged Orphan 2 (voice)

Tough Josh (voice)

Tifffani (voice)

Lint (voice)