as Bert the Elf

as Beelzebud (as The Don)

as Splinter

as

as String

as Bloody Bones

as Mini Ace Frehley (uncredited)

as Benjamin 1928-31

as Penrod

as The Sitter

as Penrod (uncredited)

as Bert

as Little G

as Gallagher

as Store Clerk / Swatt Cop

as Juan the Latin Lover

as Guy in Holding Area

as Fionn MacCumhail