as Self

as Trip

as Phil Newhart

as Self - Host

as Kevin Pyle

as Self

as Self

as Captain Jack Youngblood

as Harrison

as Samael

as Curtis

as Professor Langford

as Mark Lawson

as Jessie

as George W. Bush / Texan

as Gordon

as Chamberlain

as Officer Jerry

as

as Self

as Self

as Himself

as Self

as Preston Reed

as Nick McCullers

as Tycho 'Ty' Johns

as Deputy Woolgar

as Sheriff Alvan McKinley

as Dan Torre

as

as Jeff Webb

as

as Michael

as Himself

as James Dempsey

as Robert Owens

as

as Charles 'Trip' Tucker III

as Self

as Ted

as (voice)

as Samson

as Paul Ratcliff

as EMT