as Queen Henrietta

as Patty Leigh

as Pinktail (voice)

as Delia

as Ruth

as Jackie

as Brook (voice)

as Judith (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Self

as Self

as Mayor Owl (voice)

as

as Alma (voice)

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Self

as Self

as Herself

as Grandma Frump (voice)

as Skaelka (voice)

as Self

as Dr. Orwell

as Self

as Self

as Glam (voice)

as Sarah Delaney

as Moira Rose

as Self

as Self

as Tess

as Melissa

as Self

as Muriel Rush

as Mrs. Frankenstein / Weird Girl / Gym Teacher (voice)

as Self

as Mrs. Kornfeldt

as Aunt Ann

as Judith (voice)

as Dr. Debra Radcliffe

as Jackie Martin

as Self - Guest

as Gloria Farlander

as Marilyn Hack

as Pearline

as Duchess Rowena (voice)

as Self (Archival Footage)

as Kata (voice)

as Mom (voice)

as Penny (voice)

as Lillian Rogan

as Jessica Wilhern

as

as Tina - Alien Mom (voice)

as Self

as

as Justice Strauss

as Gloria

as Christine Valco

as Astro Glide

as Mickey Crabbe

as Self

as Ms. O'Connor

as Self

as Cindy Beugler

as Connie Barker

as Carol Ward

as

as Lorna Mae Loon (voice)

as Bam Bam

as Cookie Fleck

as Sheena

as Ludmilla (voice)

as Dr. Fontes

as Beatrice Lever

as

as Muriel Macswain

as

as Mrs. Helga Prysselius (voice)

as Self

as Cathleen

as Sheila Albertson

as Woman on Blind Date

as

as Becka Paulson

as Calamity Jane

as April Simon

as Allie Earp

as Susan

as Sally / Shock (voice)

as Kate

as Jessie Lodge

as Catherine O'Hara

as

as Narrator (voice)

as Amelia Von Astor

as Laurel Brody

as Kate

as Lexie

as Irma

as Gloria Henner

as

as Texie Garcia

as

as Geraldine Ferrett (segment "Let the Punishment Fit the Crime")

as Nancy Mae

as Herself

as Miss Malone

as

as Delia

as Theresa Sharpe (segment "I'll Die Loving")

as Betty

as Marie Antoinette

as Mary Marcus

as Self

as

as Gail

as Lemon Twin

as

as

as Aunt Edith (voice)

as Ursula Schneider

as

as Various

as Judith

as Scarlett O'Hare (voice)

as Audrey

as Ma Spademinder (voice)

as Malicious

as

as Self - Host

as Self - Cameo (uncredited)

as Self

as Self

as Self - Winner