as Marv (voice)

as Mark Proksch (archive footage)

as Fred Zurtz

as Mark Proksch

as The Mummy/Benjamin Franklin/Albert Einstein/Rush Limbaugh

as Mark Proksch

as Mark Proksch

as Roy (voice)

as Frankenstein (voice)

as Teddy

as Mark Proksch

as

as Colin Robinson / Baby Colin

as Lou "Jewdini" Dinowitz

as Jeffrey Presh

as Philip

as Mark

as Mark Proksch

as Gene

as Abdul/W-3P0

as Monty

as Abdul/Wolfman/Mummy/Frankenstein/Charlie Chaplin

as

as

as Randy Blink

as Mel Buchanan

as Abdul

as Os

as Moe/Larry/Curly/Special Agent Jack Decker

as Mark Proksch

as Exterminator

as Abdul (uncredited)

as Daniel 'Pryce' Wormald

as Chad

as

as Trooper Zblocki

as Chad

as Waiter

as Abdul

as The Wolfman / Frankenstein / The Mummy / Abdul

as Abdul / Wolfman / Frankenstein / Bob Cratchit / Jacob Marley / Mummy / Charlie Chaplin / W-CPO

as Abdul

as

as Craig Balmer

as Father

as Himself - Storyteller

as Toby Dean

as W.C. Fields

as Mark Proksch

as Mae West

as Mayor of the Munchkins

as Spider-Man

as

as K-Strass

as Gary

as Dan

as Sean

as Mr. Dinkler (voice)

as Johnnie

as Coleman

as Nate

as Hack-GPT (voice)