as Barry Greenwood

as Ellis

as Larry

as Rick

as Mike Swift

as Louie

as Cameron Morris

as Self

as Captain Burroughs

as Heep

as Will

as Paul Maxwell

as Dr. Corso

as Sheriff Carl Lovett

as Thomas

as Gus

as Dad Chandler

as Michael McCaffery

as Irwin

as Adelaide's Father

as Joe Bonham (video "One")

as Martin Ford

as Hank Poelker

as Himself

as Carl Murphy

as Clarence

as Mack Cameron

as Walter Bedell 'Beetle' Smith

as Mr. Kidman

as Francis / Douglas / Henry / Patricia's Father / Older Alan

as Rotunno

as Ritt Everett

as Mr. McFarland

as George W. Bush

as George W. Bush (uncredited)

as George W. Bush

as Detective Stepnoski

as Fred Donovan

as Jack

as Johnny Canty

as Ed Williams

as Self

as John

as Narrator

as Vice Principal Cole

as Fouquet

as Slayton

as Father Jeremy

as Salvatore Solleto

as Dean

as Self

as Lt. John Drake

as Jurgen Brauner

as Larry

as Phillip Frodden

as

as Donald Crandall

as Jack

as Drake

as Marcus

as Ben Choice

as Clay

as Frank

as Ward Derderian

as Nelson Houseman

as

as Charles Walkan

as

as Zach Blackwell

as Sam Corlett

as Tom Porter

as Self

as Sonny Crawford

as Frank Collins

as Seaman Miller

as Arthur

as

as Sgt. Joseph 'Hard' Case

as The King

as Tim Faraday

as Danny Sullivan

as George Gardner

as Father Thomas O'Neil

as Jack Ringtree

as

as Pedro Fontán

as Major Elbert Stevens

as Morris Frank

as Pete

as Peter

as Michael Radcliffe

as Casey

as Jim

as Adam Trask

as Dwight Worker

as John Baker

as Jack Sanford

as Rudi Miller

as John Boothe

as Young Man

as Miles Eastin

as Poke Jackson

as David

as Jan Kubis

as Self

as Vrooder

as Daggett

as James T. Hart

as Walter Elbertson

as Eugene Gant

as Sonny Crawford

as Joe Bonham