as Ness Gordon

as Santa

as Lawyer Mike

as Dennis

as Sweet N' Low

as Original Patriot

as Jim

as Fleetus

as Brock

as Chad

as Big John

as Rusty

as Deacon

as Self

as Neil

as Scotty

as Lou Gates

as Ray

as Jimmy

as Adam

as Gordon Manhattan

as Benny

as Officer Mori

as Gillis

as Elder Kent

as Bush

as Bob

as Frank

as Special Agent Johnson Johnson

as Rob Martin

as Billy Joe Strumlouder (voice)

as Trevor

as Neil Barlow

as Jim

as Anton