as Santa Claus

as Dirk Hamsteak

as Chris Christie

as William Howard Taft

as Minister

as Fryman (voice)

as Fryman / Bass Fish Toy (voice)

as Mr. Richington (voice)

as Wayne Tercelle - Clerk

as Gator Master

as Slave Bidder

as Father

as Bartender

as Manager

as Umpire

as Scott

as Dirty Randy

as Driver

as Butters the Clown

as Sparks Department Deputy Cooper

as Jack