as Santa Claus

as Dirk Hamsteak

as Chris Christie

as William Howard Taft

as Minister

as Fryman (voice)

as Fryman / Bass Fish Toy (voice)

as Mr. Richington (voice)

as Wayne Tercelle - Clerk

as Gator Master

as Father

as Bartender

as Manager

as Umpire

as Scott

as Dirty Randy

as Driver

as Butters the Clown

as Jack