as Alfred C. Baldwin III

as Cody Santimonio

as Howie

as Dad (voice)

as J.J.

as Bill Boerg

as Officer Cameron

as Drew Meyers

as Self

as J.J.

as Waiter With Pole

as Gabe Coleman

as Aaron Pittman

as Renfield

as Jim Owens

as Himself

as Josh

as Narrator (voice)

as Accountant

as Quinny

as Porter Canby

as Steve Fratti

as Keith

as Presto

as Roy McComb

as Adam

as James McHenry

as Prosecutor / Tour Guide Barge Michaelson

as David Newbert

as Young Priest

as Brad

as Nuns Gone Wild Host

as Randall

as Wendall Wimms

as Manny

as Peter

as Zip (voice)

as Butch

as Don Ohlmeyer

as J.J.

as Adam

as Monk Jablonski

as Deputy Abel Martinson

as Paul Faber

as Wally Parkers

as Harry Kagan

as Warren

as Mike

as Douglas Clayborne

as Gregory

as An Abernathy Cousin

as Curtis

as Mr. Ricardi

as Darryl Kagan

as Harry Kagan