as Governor Anthony 'The Ram' Ramiro

as Tomás Guerra

as Conrad Harf

as Glenn Martin

as Edgar

as Mendez

as Sergio Fernandez

as Oscar

as Self

as Inigo Montoya

as Self

as Dr. Tesoro

as Mark Bradley

as Wizard Featherbeard (voice)

as Julio

as B-Boy

as

as Guillermo

as (voice)

as Councilman Rodriguez

as Father Doug

as Principal Alvarez

as Self - Panelist

as Jim

as Benny

as Dr. James Changa

as Yonni Barrios

as Carl

as Self

as Father Jack

as Carlos

as Frank

as Louis

as Ted

as Dr. Porp

as Mr. Beelick

as Self

as Jose Baez

as

as Doug

as Priest Rafael

as Pepe (voice)

as Cha-Cha (voice)

as Rick Encarnacion

as Lorenzo

as

as Ramone

as Tick

as

as Jose Jose Jose

as

as Santa Designer

as Sudz Manager

as Óscar Martínez

as Speed Skater

as Latino Man

as Captain Dwayne Hernandez

as Security Guard

as Male Parking Attendant

as Ranch Hand