as Will Sokolowski

as Ronnie Straight

as Ken Titus

as The Narrator

as Self

as Neil Dellacroce

as Noah Cross

as Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Gundy

as Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Joe Burns

as Charles Ardai

as Bob Moore

as Self

as Clive Coleman

as Lt. Colonel Bill Burkett

as Colonel von Bayern

as The Shopkeeper

as

as Narrator (voice)

as Skipper

as Cassius Pride

as Gramps

as Wallenquist

as Skipper (voice)

as Patrick

as Bud O'Rourke

as Lee Thompson

as Self

as Robert Vesco

as Ed Pegram

as Jimmy Brogan

as Skipper (voice)

as Max

as Judge

as Frohm Thoroughgood

as Self

as Turso

as Ray

as Warden Merville

as Bill Drake

as Marcus

as Jackson

as Skipper (voice)

as Self

as Edward van Zandt

as Pops

as Kevin Kearns

as Archbishop Kevin Kearns

as Doc Franklin

as

as Alex Chase

as Professor Haffler

as Ray Berkowski

as Donatello

as Sheriff Crowe

as Harlin W. Keyes

as Jasper / The Garbage Man

as Joe

as Reverend MacGregor

as Skipper

as Rev. Earle Hudd

as Self

as Warden Carl Golan

as Merlyn

as Robert Hattaway

as Narrator (voice)

as Sheriff Pugh

as Narrator (voice)

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as John Elias

as Stacy Keach

as Bishop of Panama (voice)

as Cpt. Benjamin Hornigold

as Collin Reed

as

as Owen Allen

as Samuel Kendrick

as Jack O`Callahan

as Brooks Voight

as Warden Henry Pope

as Dr. Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov

as Mr. Jones

as Gov. Lancaster

as Claus Van Ripper

as 3V3

as Self

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Tom

as Richard Hendersen

as Self

as Pete Crane

as Narrator (voice)

as General Thurmond

as Max the Biker

as

as Jack 'Mac' McNorris

as The Mayor (voice)

as Harold Ling (voice)

as

as Narrator (voice)

as Bart Pointdexter

as Captain Savienko

as Narrator (voice)

as Gen. John Parker

as

as Narrator (voice)

as (voice)

as Host

as Nikola Tesla (Voice)

as Tom

as George Armstrong Montgomery

as Narrator (voice)

as Bill Foster

as Host

as Ken Titus

as Mr. Hill

as Jean-Baptiste Delille

as Warden Kelso

as Dr. Michaels

as Orion Bauer

as Narrator (voice)

as Self - Guest

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Vance (voice)

as Wendell Schacter

as Captain Savienko

as Cameron

as

as Self

as General Wallace

as Mike Hammer

as Cargill

as Jean-Marie Bosco

as Dr. William Bent

as

as Narrator (voice)

as The Commander

as

as Malloy

as Compte du Leon

as Narrator (voice) - US Version

as Pembrooke

as Emmitt Mallory

as Sam Houston

as Cord van Owen

as The Reverend

as Narrator

as Jack Devlin

as Self

as Wynorski

as Ty Duncan

as Maury Hoover

as Mike Gates

as Deputy Mayor Bob Jenkins

as Narrator

as Phantasm / Carl Beaumont (voice)

as Self

as Harrison Shelgrove

as Richard

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Harris Stone

as Kansas

as Himself

as George McClellan (voice)

as Claude Sams

as

as Host

as Capt. Charles Butler McVay

as Marvin Finster (voice)

as Jesenski

as Narrator

as Colonel Edward Corishant

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Ben Driscoll / Harlan Errickson

as Self

as Dr. Bob Forrest

as Howard K. Duff VIII (voice) / Don Bookner (voice)

as Howard Duff (voice)

as Howard K. Duff VIII / Don Bookner (voice)

as Mike Hammer

as Adam Roth

as Narrator (voice)

as (archive footage)

as Ernest Hemingway

as Mike Hammer

as Dr. Jeff Bierston

as Julien Mistral

as Himself - Reader

as Mike Hammer

as Mike Hammer

as Count Alexander "Stash" Valensky

as Mike Hammer

as James Daley

as Jonas Steele

as Roat / Roat Sr. / Roat Jr.

as Jess Tyler

as The Sarge

as Patrick 'Pat' Quid

as Maj. Ball

as Narrator

as Frank James

as Judge Murdock

as Col. Vincent Kane

as Mr. Porzinski

as Huntley McQueen

as Professor Edward Foster

as Sergeant Stedenko

as Captain Bennett

as Maggiore Mannfred Roland

as Narrator (voice)

as Barabbas

as Barabbas

as Jim Naboth

as Lou Ford

as Charlie Hanson

as Matt Blackwood

as Self - Cameo (uncredited)

as Narrator (voice)

as Lt. Ben Logan

as Narrator

as Capitano Archer

as James "Jimmy" Wheeler

as Narrator

as Mike Mandell / Sonny

as Calvin

as

as Narrator

as Narrator (voice)

as Chorus

as Martin Luther

as Bad Bob

as Roy Fehle

as Tully

as

as Doc Holliday

as

as Abraham Wright

as Jonas Candide

as Jacob Horner

as Blount

as Self - Performer

as

as Self - Presenter