as Narrator

as

as Officer Stone

as Colonel Stanley Owlen

as Club Manager

as Vet

as Photographer

as Carl

as SEC Agent #1

as Dr. David Lyman

as Dr. Dresdin

as Victor (Maitre'd)

as Ernest

as Yuppie Man

as Vic

as Maitre'd

as Waiter

as Loan Officer

as Mr. Keller

as Alien Crewman

as Ted Goggle

as Mr. Munster

as Steve Popovich

as John Monahan

as Producer #2

as Immigration

as Waiter

as Sir Edward Ramsay (voice)

as Maitre 'D

as Ken

as Maitre D'

as Johnson

as Dave

as Chip

as Guy in Absurd Sweater

as Joseph Haydn / Aristocrat #1 / Constable #1 (voice)