as Tina (voice)

as Mom (voice)

as Joanne

as Sadie Gray

as Miss Lurleen / Texas Lady / Pageant Lady / PA Voice (voice)

as Megan

as Jen

as Ellen

as Morbidia (voice)

as Herself (archive footage)

as Marla

as Karaoke Katie (voice)

as Natalia

as Kathryn Pinewood

as Lori Wilson