as Chip

as Furray / Mysterious Narrator / Security Guard (voice)

as Marcus / Bus Driver (voice)

as Death Metal Robot / Presto (voice)

as Marcus (voice)

as Marcus / Cowboy (voice)

as Marcus / Eventgoer #4 (voice)

as Pizza Delivery Person / Timmy (voice)

as Col Yarvis

as Professor Walton

as Marvin

as Simmons

as Moderator

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as Jack Tannor

as Chip

as Det. Walker

as Detective Vernon

as Waiter

as Captain Conniff

as Dr. Baxter

as Bill

as Security Guard

as Corey

as Samuel

as Ronald

as Officer

as Reporter Martin

as Fireman

as Preston Hull

as Harold Simmons

as Sgt. Gates

as Officer

as Captain Kane

as Policeman

as 1st Lt Winters

as Sheriff Tom Jasper

as FBI Agent Godfrey

as Cop

as Detective Tragg

as Officer Reece

as G-Man

as Mall Security Guard

as Army Sergeant

as Andy Kochofis

as Photographer #2

as Carl

as Detective

as SWAT Captain

as Cop at Holding Cell

as Officer Dan Hill

as Policeman

as Lighting Guy

as Detective

as Workman #1

as Cop