as Self

as Self

as Horace

as Bryce

as Potus (voice)

as Grandpa Davis

as Tom Sheally

as Self

as Harold

as Will

as Val Martin Sr.

as Brad Majors

as Ron "Dad"

as Peepaw

as Jack

as Self

as Timothy

as Santa Dean

as The Man

as George

as Narrator

as Santa Claus

as Dynamite Dan North

as Santa

as Bill

as Mayor (voice)

as Mr. Kriss

as Jerry Wise

as Bill Haywith

as Art

as Alan Wolf

as John

as The Senator

as Thomas

as Clyde (voice)

as The Watchword

as Grandpa (voice)

as Self

as Mr. Abbadon

as Jonathan

as Walt Godfrey

as Lance

as Sorrell Reskov

as Dragula

as Russell

as Morris

as Professor Majors

as Big Poppa

as Sal Rowinski

as Alan

as FDR

as Marty

as Big Al

as Jerry Grant

as Robert

as Jacob 'Falcon' Riley

as Father Jimmy

as Sheriff Walt Fuller

as Captain Ahab

as

as Himself

as Hugh

as Father Grisham

as Henry Beecham

as Roger

as Self

as Roger Frank

as Bill Ramey

as Self

as Self

as Tim Stanwick

as Mr. Bradley

as Pete Murphy

as Grandpa Richie

as Self

as

as Grandpa Clyde (voice)

as Dashiel Biedermeyer

as Mr. Wittenborn

as Martin Harper

as Roger Adams

as George Von Stuessen

as Roland Armitage

as Don Sullivan

as

as Jay

as VanDouzen (voice)

as Thomas Trundle

as Nathan Lloyd

as Roy Brigham Anthony (2005)

as

as Thunderbolt (voice)

as The President

as Max Damarius

as Jack Tyler

as Gary McNamara

as Mr. Randolph

as

as Collin Winthrop

as Self

as Oliver Gates

as Self

as

as President Smith

as Art Brooks

as Irv Kleinman / Bernie Benson (voice)

as Thodin

as Thodin

as Frank Mallory

as Randall Winston

as

as Vincent Scarletti

as Norman Coleman

as Mark Finnegan

as Self

as Eric Bradford

as Matt Sherry

as Miller

as Lawrence Van Degen

as Self

as Dr. Matthew Dane

as Phillip

as Don McAndrews

as Arthur Hummel

as Justin Conrad

as Captain Hawkins

as Garral

as Nick DeCarlo

as Grant Ames

as Paul Plunk

as Self

as Commander Francis R. Scobee

as Genie of the Lamp / Genie of the Ring

as Jeffrey Wyatt

as

as Jeffrey Wyatt

as

as Self

as Larry Hogan

as Alex Dwyer

as Zachary Amberville

as

as George Washington

as George Washington

as Ben Scott

as Nick DeLeon

as Grant Roberts

as Grant Roberts

as Maj. Paul McGill

as Gen. George Washington

as Kinser

as Tony Lynch

as Gavin Shelburne

as Ace Hunter

as Steelworker

as Self

as Maj. Jay Rivers

as Detective Tucker Pendleton

as Self

as John Gilbert

as Spider Elliott

as Henry Demerjian

as Anthony Kirby, Jr.

as Gil Weston

as Johnny Danko / Dick Cummings

as Bill Quinn

as Ted Machlin

as Self - Host

as Brad Majors

as Duffy McTaggert

as Dick Kanipsia

as Hank

as Minstrel #1

as Self

as Lucas Sandover

as Self

as Self - Presenter