as Ed Miller

as Self

as Jack Magnum

as Vito

as Principal

as Mike Garland

as Officer Stackhouse

as Principal Teagley

as Terence

as Captain McGintley

as Gene Putch

as Jerry

as Owen Bullington

as Cop

as Captain Stretchy

as Sully

as Pete Sosnowski

as Mike

as Smith

as Mayor Alex Millio

as Al Keller

as Cop #1 / Editor (voice)

as Large Man

as Gus

as Wally Bird

as Uncle Bob

as

as Loud Wagoneer

as Captain Lenderfak

as Bill

as Ronnie O'Dell

as Red

as Golgi

as AAMCO Guy

as Hal Jackmin

as Bartender

as Sikes

as Peanut Vendor

as Charlie the Proprietor

as George

as Ron

as

as Harvey

as Hotel Manager (uncredited)

as Tommy

as

as The Beer Guy

as Cop

as Stage Manager

as Brazilla

as Mr. Treeger

as Mr. James

as Frank MacNamara

as Finley

as Obituary Employee

as Dave

as Dyke Holland

as

as Davy

as Larg (archive footage)

as Babe

as Walsh

as

as Truck Driver

as Doorman

as

as Rudy

as Howard Sutthoff

as Al

as Pat Nunn

as Clerk

as Billy Pratt

as Captain Larg

as Skoran

as Coroner

as Schaffel

as Eric

as Furniture Warehouseman

as

as Driver #2

as Decker

as Vinnie

as