as Heinrich Himmler

as Nick

as Mr. Wayman

as Artie

as Charlie Johnson / Santa Claus

as Dirk

as Harry

as Self

as Russ

as Howard

as Captain Rhodes

as Himself

as Mr. Todd

as Stuart

as Himself

as Senator Tobias

as Detective Gladwell

as Mr. Davidson

as David Behlman

as David Pavey

as Hitch

as Ed Hanson

as The Count / Self

as The Count / Ezra Mosher

as Rick Hodges

as Jack

as JT Clark

as Sheriff Denny Wilson

as Paul

as Himself

as Wolf / The Butcher

as Morris Green

as Himself

as Dwayne Biggs

as Fred Renich

as Jack Sterling

as Bill Jankowski

as Norman

as Norman Peterson

as Norm

as Benny

as Lyle Mitchell

as Demeter

as Pastor Victor

as Carl Schuler

as Ernie Portnoy

as Tom Grant

as Chef Jim

as Glenn

as Arnold Walker

as Harvey

as George

as Michael Cordero Sr.

as Chuck

as Self

as John Donnelly

as Detective Heilman

as Burton Kimble

as Self

as Frankenmonster (uncredited)

as Security Guard (Jim)

as Largeman

as Ed

as B.J.

as Peter Orson

as Sgt. Reed

as Dewey Barber

as Frank

as Solomon Hostetler

as Ted

as Shadow Man

as B.J.

as Sheridan

as Director Perkins

as Gondreau Slykes

as Martin Cheeder

as Mayor

as 8 O'Clock Farraday

as Shadow Man

as Morris Green (voice)

as Lou Martini

as

as Paul Karofsky

as Joe Silva

as Mr. Condor

as Principal Craig

as Professor Spine

as Det. Wade

as Frank Sertin

as Uncle Ronny

as Link

as Sheriff Bobby

as Paul Rocco / Jacque (voice)

as Lou Martini

as Bob Bixby

as Amos

as Mr. Whitmore

as Steve Walsh

as Self

as Dad

as Josh

as Charles Covner

as Self

as Self

as Adam Emerson

as Mike Thompson

as George Francis

as Mr. Lang

as Detective Jensen

as Morris Green

as Alan Roth

as Doc Chavez

as Major Dawson

as Captain Company

as Sheriff Hooper

as Garry Marshall

as Alex

as Mr. Flannery

as Ray

as Leslie Arzt

as Dr. Shocker

as Himself

as Mr. Banks

as Marcus Bowser

as Soldier

as Pete Peterson

as Matthew Lake

as Robert Elliot

as Ted Bergman

as Mook

as Mr. Banks

as Mac Reeves

as Packard

as Dad

as Gus Black

as

as Larry Zwibell

as Hearse Driver

as Medevac CO

as George Falk

as PO Dale Mortensen

as Police Officer

as Dracula

as Agent Norville

as Chris

as Frank Rosetti

as Fred Paulsen

as Officer Red

as Jim Grover (as Dan Roebuck)

as Agent Weine

as Zoo Worker Randy

as Lieutenant Buckley

as Bruce

as Iron Green

as Jeffery

as Dale Schneider

as Biggs

as Kellygreen

as Dougie Westa

as Mike

as

as Detective Williams

as Joseph Bekins

as Host / Dr. Shocker

as Mitch

as Officer Brickowski

as Johnny

as Richard Bettina

as Jay Leno

as Mr. Grayson

as Kyle Martin

as Herkimer Johnson

as Biggs

as Keystone the Magnificent

as Marty

as

as Cop (uncredited)

as Dennis Jepson

as

as Nathaniel Prentiss

as Haskell Epstein

as Richard Adams / Clark Rogers / Agent from Hell

as Bill Lonigan

as Neil

as Jaron

as Biscuit

as Hadfield

as Samson

as Cliff Lewis

as Dr. Bobby Shaw

as Alex Winthrop

as Rex